To hear him (male voice) personify himself while complaining about unusual operating conditions (note: volume is loud on these two files), you can click here (Male voice: "Hmmm... I'm having trouble. Please check the troubleshooting guide") and here (Male voice: "I'm having trouble reading this card. Please check the cards. Press the dealer button when you're ready.").
I really wish they'd make a female version :-)
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